So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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