Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Randomize
