haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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