Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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