There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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