Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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