But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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