you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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