i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
So squirting runs in the family.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime