i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.