you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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