There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You coming home soon, man?
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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