god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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