his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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