She said her name was "party"
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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