So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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