ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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