im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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