How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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