nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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