And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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