One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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