I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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