"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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