Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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