There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
send nudes
from the living room?
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