i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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