It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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