My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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