Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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