I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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