it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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