I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
