Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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