I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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