well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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