Plan B is the new Plan A
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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