You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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