Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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