it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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