JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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