Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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