As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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