it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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