playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
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No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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