2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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