Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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