fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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