are you still at the devil's house?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Quick, to the slutcave!
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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