how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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