I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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