yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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