He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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