I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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